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taking-an-apple:

Storytime with Miss Susan.

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they’re right tho

*goes to get cereal*

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darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

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domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

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doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

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pleasestopbeingsad:

favorite drawings of 2014 so far

TEA SWORD! :D

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tagged by matt/crowleyseyebrows~ it’s the ol’ first 20 songs from shuffle dealio.

there’s a lot of music in my library that i haven’t listened to in like eight years. so please don’t just me for it too much. :p

ok, lets do it~

  1. jason lytle—this song is the mute button
  2. if these trees could talk—death of a paradigm
  3. blitzen trapper—furr
  4. samuel jackson 5—sing slow, walk fast
  5. anamanaguchi—danger mountain
  6. kraftwerk—radioactivity
  7. wir sind helden—darf ich das behalten
  8. au revoir simone—fallen snow
  9. nick diamonds—dream dream dream
  10. world’s end girlfriend—bye bye bye
  11. los campesinos!—don’t tell me to do the math(s)
  12. gifts from enola—loyal eyes betrayed the mind
  13. grandaddy—i’m on standby
  14. joy electric—analogue grand diary
  15. belle & sebastian—if you’re feeling sinister
  16. british sea power—be gone
  17. spiritualized—on fire
  18. daniel ingram—twilight’s failure song (LOLOLOLOL) nothing to see here
  19. frightened rabbit—acts of man
  20. hope of the states—under the wires

edit: i have to tag some people i guess. so, uh, lou, ian and anyone else who feels like it

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usvsth3m:

If your French A-Levels or GCSE mostly left you confused at when you were supposed to way “tu” or “vous”, this should make things a bit clearer:

Parfait!

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  • Female Comic: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!
  • The General Public: *crickets*
  • Louis CK: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!
  • The General Public: *standing ovation* *balloons drop from ceiling* *Louis CK elected President of Comedy* Hahaha that is SO TRUE! I'm so glad this guy gets it! Have you heard his bit about how it's ok to say faggot?
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sci-universe:

Glaucus atlanticus, the blue dragon (also called sea swallow and blue angel), is a species of small-sized blue sea slug. This tiny animal spends its life floating upside-down on the surface of the Pacific, Atlantic, or Indian Ocean thanks to an air bubble which it swallows and keeps inside its belly, going wherever the currents and the wind take it.

This cute-looking creature is actually an aggressive predator that feeds on organisms much larger than itself, including the most venomous ones. It also can give you a poison sting when picking one up barehanded.

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green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

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ifeelbetterer:

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they
super

This is magic. Those tags tell you prettttttty much everything there is to know about what kind of establishment I’ve got going here.

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