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tagged by matt/crowleyseyebrows~ it’s the ol’ first 20 songs from shuffle dealio.

there’s a lot of music in my library that i haven’t listened to in like eight years. so please don’t just me for it too much. :p

ok, lets do it~

  1. jason lytle—this song is the mute button
  2. if these trees could talk—death of a paradigm
  3. blitzen trapper—furr
  4. samuel jackson 5—sing slow, walk fast
  5. anamanaguchi—danger mountain
  6. kraftwerk—radioactivity
  7. wir sind helden—darf ich das behalten
  8. au revoir simone—fallen snow
  9. nick diamonds—dream dream dream
  10. world’s end girlfriend—bye bye bye
  11. los campesinos!—don’t tell me to do the math(s)
  12. gifts from enola—loyal eyes betrayed the mind
  13. grandaddy—i’m on standby
  14. joy electric—analogue grand diary
  15. belle & sebastian—if you’re feeling sinister
  16. british sea power—be gone
  17. spiritualized—on fire
  18. daniel ingram—twilight’s failure song (LOLOLOLOL) nothing to see here
  19. frightened rabbit—acts of man
  20. hope of the states—under the wires

edit: i have to tag some people i guess. so, uh, lou, ian and anyone else who feels like it

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usvsth3m:

If your French A-Levels or GCSE mostly left you confused at when you were supposed to way “tu” or “vous”, this should make things a bit clearer:

Parfait!

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  • Female Comic: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!
  • The General Public: *crickets*
  • Louis CK: Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!
  • The General Public: *standing ovation* *balloons drop from ceiling* *Louis CK elected President of Comedy* Hahaha that is SO TRUE! I'm so glad this guy gets it! Have you heard his bit about how it's ok to say faggot?
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sci-universe:

Glaucus atlanticus, the blue dragon (also called sea swallow and blue angel), is a species of small-sized blue sea slug. This tiny animal spends its life floating upside-down on the surface of the Pacific, Atlantic, or Indian Ocean thanks to an air bubble which it swallows and keeps inside its belly, going wherever the currents and the wind take it.

This cute-looking creature is actually an aggressive predator that feeds on organisms much larger than itself, including the most venomous ones. It also can give you a poison sting when picking one up barehanded.

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green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

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ifeelbetterer:

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they
super

This is magic. Those tags tell you prettttttty much everything there is to know about what kind of establishment I’ve got going here.

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kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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julia-beans:

Guess what I have a new fandom and it’s Jared Padalecki with dogs

dogs »»»»»»»» cats

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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vastderp:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

OH SNAP this photoset shows those insane vertical obstacles, look at her go.

wow tumblr takes total wipeout seriously

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pantslesswrock:

kirbystina:

Look at this “Women are too hard to animate” cosplay.

this is fucking brilliant

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